John Cleese ChrismaHannukRamadanaKwaanzukaah Newsletter December 2005


December 23rd, 2005

ChrismaHannukRamadanaKwaanzukaah Newsletter

Well, we Lemurs are pleased to announce that we have reached the end of the New Zealand tour "John Cleese, His Life, Times and Current Medical Problems". We watched from the cheap seats as the Boss did 22 shows, and he nearly got us all killed TWICE in small plane crashes on the Invercargill (first) and New Plymouth (the last) stops. Thanks heavens for the overhead bins - they do make a great hiding place. And we thought it was just Rock Stars and small planes that didn't go together!
JC, Garry and Camilla on Stage in NZ


Shots from New Zealand
Mr Cleese describing Graham Chapman who once dressed as a carrot at an Oxford Union Speech


Mr. Cheese finds his ancestors

Cleese Shop Down Under

Although the shipping department is closed until January 16th, 2006, you can still check out and order some NZ Tour exclusive merchandise at the store down under - there are some limited edition shirts, hats, tour programmes etc - please note that the DVD is PAL only and also only available in NZ and Australia.

Cleese Podcasts

For those of you who didn't visit yet, the new PodCast website is steaming and strteaming away...The diary of the tour will be broadcast in the new year.  JC just didn't have a chance to do it yet but you can find 6 podcasts and a free ringtone at this link.
In the meantime, here's what's on at JohnCleesePodCast.com

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2005
Christmas Ringtone
A PRESENT !! The John Cleese Christmas Freebie - A Ringtone. Merry Xmas All.
Get more ringtones at CleeseMobile.com
  
MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #6
Bangs off, Hoover applied.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 02, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #5
The washing of hands; number not recognised; distant drilling.
  
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #4
In which tea gets the better of the bladder.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #3
In which a cup of tea occurs.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #2
Garry Scott-Irvine reports on the opening nights of John Cleese's New Zealand tour, and the drama of hitting unexpected bad weather in a small aeroplane.
 
MONDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2005
John Cleese Podcast #1
In which Garry Scott-Irvine and Dean Whitbread discuss podcasting, microphones and chaffinches, aided and abetted by Mark Crook in his role as arcane 1930s BBC voice artiste.


Cleese Goes Back to College

JC starts the college tour in Santa Barbara at UCSB on the 28th January.
presenting The U.S. premiere of his stage show
Seven Ways to Skin an Ocelot aka His Life, Times and Current Medical Problems at University of California at Santa Barbara
Campbell Hall



JC torments poor Garry. Again.

Summary Facts:
• John Cleese
• Seven Ways to Skin an Ocelot
• U.S. premiere
• A new one-man show, with several people in it, from the comic genius
• Saturday, January 28 / 4 pm (very limited availability)
• Monday, January 30 / 8 pm
• UCSB Campbell Hall
• General public: $60
• Tickets/information: UCSB Arts & Lectures at (805) 893-3535
John Cleese will present the U.S. debut of his new show Seven Ways to Skin an Ocelot on Saturday, January 28 at 4 pm and then perform a second show on Monday, January 30 at 8 pm at UCSB Campbell Hall. Cleese calls Seven Ways “a one man show, with several people in it, which pushes the envelope of acceptable behavior in new and disgusting ways.” The show is directed by noted Australian actor/director and Royal Shakespeare Company alum Bille Brown and also features Cleese’s daughter Camilla.
Directions to UCSB
Traveling north on Highway 101:
Take the Airport/UCSB exit (Highway 217) off U.S. 101 approximately eight miles north of Santa Barbara to the campus East Gate.


Traveling south on Highway 101:
Take the Storke Road/Glen Annie Road exit off U.S. 101 approximately twelve miles north of Santa Barbara. Turn right on Storke Road and proceed two miles to El Colegio Road. Turn left on El Colegio Road and proceed to the campus West Gate entrance.
View the campus map here.


Alyce's Travels

Alyce Faye had a wonderful trip throughout this fair land and will be sharing photos and tips about New Zealand both in the Suitcase / Travelogue area of the website and in the next newsletter.


So, wherever you are, and whatever you believe in (or don't for that matter) - eat more, drink plenty and laugh alot.

Here's to 2006 !

The Lemurs